Haha, I’m seriously joking, by the way. I list everyone in my phone by first and last name. Does that make me a cold, unloving, business-y person? You know I definitely have nicknames for most of you!

My mom and dad are still “mommy” and “daddy” though. Maybe because they’re my absolute faves :)

PS. The whole “listing d-bags under an awful pseudonym” is a GREAT idea, though. I have a problem with calling people when I really shouldn’t… Not anymore!