• me: please tell me how i go back to usc
  • and put up with drunk freshmen
  • for a whole year
  • Sara: you enjoy it while you can
  • youll get sucked back into it
  • seriously, you have the next ten years to be trendy and chic and go out to bars you cant afford and share cabs with guys to work
  • no rush
  • enjoy college, and then you can have that life