• Tucker Max-wannabe: every girl im involved with goes out of her way to say im a really nice guy
  • Me: lol
  • okay..
  • ive heard that before
  • Guy: i really dont think im an asshole
  • and even with this recent getting with multiple people at once/same night
  • Me: ..................
  • Guy: i was honest the whole time
  • i was totally honest to both girls that i was gettin with someone else
  • with (girl) i lied and told her the other girl and i might start dating
  • which was just me trying to make her put out
  • Me: oh man
  • Guy: but (other stupid girl) knows whats up and i think im good to her
  • Me: you are awful
  • Guy: no im really nice
  • thats my opinion
  • im not joking