• Me: Sing Justin Bieber to me!!!
  • Benison: I don't know any of his songs...
  • Me: "Babay, babay, babay oooooooooh"
  • Benison: Your voice is too low, it needs to be way higher.
  • Me: (repeat, voice higher)
  • Benison: Did you know he's 16?
  • Me: No way, he's 15.
  • Benison: No, he's older than me.
  • Me: You can be the next Justin Bieber!!!
  • Benison: No, 'cuz then I'd have to chop off my balls.
  • Me: (appalled laughter... appalled, awkward laughter)