- joshuaphilippesy: you in shanghai right?
- blersing: yup
- joshuaphilippesy: nice
- joshuaphilippesy: what you doing there
- blersing: working in PR
- blersing: it's so hot here
- blersing: not used to it
- joshuaphilippesy: haha
- joshuaphilippesy: thats the heat of the economy
It's getting hot out here...
Chemistry trumps physics... too bad
- Kelsey: want to hear abou thow i got asked to prom by my physics partner
- me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
- im blogging it
- so yes
- Kelsey: haha
- ok
- so we had to work on these projects
- and we had to make a website with our partners for advanced physics
- my partner was uploading some stuff to the website and he called me to have me look at it
- to make sure that it actually showed up
- i went to the website and it said
- kelsey will you go to prom with me
- AHHHHHHHHHHH
- so did not want to go with him
- not cool....i mean i guess its cool if you are in advanced physics....
- me: HAHAH
- Kelsey: im so coll right
- cool
- me: you have no idea
- Kelsey: hah
- a
- yeah so that was pretty much the coolest thing that has ever happened to me
The apple doesn't fall far...
- me: ok
- when are you coming
- im going running now
- Mom: i will be at your school around 9:30 or 10 pm?
- me: okay sounds good
- to make sure i dont go out...
- i know your tricky ways
- Mom: you are tricky than me , you can leave after i leave
I lost custody of Ping Pong, my pet panda :(
- O: pp is mad at you by the way
- Me: wth
- where is he!!!!!!
- you suffocated him
- O: you neglected him by leaving him in my bad
- bag
- dont worry i already called the aspcsa on you so ive taken him in to my custody
- Me: aspcsa?!
- O: the american society for the prevention of cruelty to stuffed animals
- duh
My brother is the next Justin Bieber
- Me: Sing Justin Bieber to me!!!
- Benison: I don't know any of his songs...
- Me: "Babay, babay, babay oooooooooh"
- Benison: Your voice is too low, it needs to be way higher.
- Me: (repeat, voice higher)
- Benison: Did you know he's 16?
- Me: No way, he's 15.
- Benison: No, he's older than me.
- Me: You can be the next Justin Bieber!!!
- Benison: No, 'cuz then I'd have to chop off my balls.
- Me: (appalled laughter... appalled, awkward laughter)
Food > Sex
- K: seriously
- uggggg
- all i can think abotu is food
- me: LOL
- K: i swear i think about it more than a guy thinks about sex
- bit.ly/cU8L3P
- yummmm
Planning ahead
- Lara: dude
- if i get that job
- in torrance
- first i will pee my pants
- then i will change my pants
- then i will move to manhattan and frat it out all day long
Hope I can pour tea properly...
- Me: hi
- i want an arranged marriage
- Mom: I will start searching
- Chinese?
- Me: up to you
- Mom: why? are you tired of your standard?
- Me: no
- we're watching a movie in chinese class
- about arranged marriage
- and i think it's just a good idea
- Mom: but, you are too strong head
U+Me=Us, Calculus?! Love is the answer...
- C: hey
- my math hw is haaaaaaaard
- Me: :(
- need help?
- C: yeah quantify "no one loves everybody." (where the universe is all people)
- this is question 1 part i
- as in a-k
- Me: ....
- C: ...
- Me: quantify "no one loves everybody"????
- C: yeah
- Me: well we don't know how many people are in the universe..
- C: then quantify everybody loves somebody
- Me: ...
- C: then quantify "for every positive real number x, there is a unique real number y such that 2^y = x" where the universe is all real numbers)
- Me: oh
- C: its harder than it sounds
- Me: my
- C: but youd be good at it
Gender differentiation?
- Comment on Ashley's status: R u part of a frat? If so I'm trying to manage one of my friends I was wondering if u wanted a rapper to perform at a party of yours?
- Me: Hahhaha I'm sorry that was first on my minifeed and SO so funny. Are you part of a frat?
- Ashley: lol. either he has no idea that there are male/female differentiations between fraternity/sororities, or, he thinks i'm a man. both are acceptable assumptions.
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