It's getting hot out here...
  • joshuaphilippesy: you in shanghai right?
  • blersing: yup
  • joshuaphilippesy: nice
  • joshuaphilippesy: what you doing there
  • blersing: working in PR
  • blersing: it's so hot here
  • blersing: not used to it
  • joshuaphilippesy: haha
  • joshuaphilippesy: thats the heat of the economy
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Chemistry trumps physics... too bad
  • Kelsey: want to hear abou thow i got asked to prom by my physics partner
  • me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • im blogging it
  • so yes
  • Kelsey: haha
  • ok
  • so we had to work on these projects
  • and we had to make a website with our partners for advanced physics
  • my partner was uploading some stuff to the website and he called me to have me look at it
  • to make sure that it actually showed up
  • i went to the website and it said
  • kelsey will you go to prom with me
  • AHHHHHHHHHHH
  • so did not want to go with him
  • not cool....i mean i guess its cool if you are in advanced physics....
  • me: HAHAH
  • Kelsey: im so coll right
  • cool
  • me: you have no idea
  • Kelsey: hah
  • a
  • yeah so that was pretty much the coolest thing that has ever happened to me
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The apple doesn't fall far...
  • me: ok
  • when are you coming
  • im going running now
  • Mom: i will be at your school around 9:30 or 10 pm?
  • me: okay sounds good
  • to make sure i dont go out...
  • i know your tricky ways
  • Mom: you are tricky than me , you can leave after i leave
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I lost custody of Ping Pong, my pet panda :(
  • O: pp is mad at you by the way
  • Me: wth
  • where is he!!!!!!
  • you suffocated him
  • O: you neglected him by leaving him in my bad
  • bag
  • dont worry i already called the aspcsa on you so ive taken him in to my custody
  • Me: aspcsa?!
  • O: the american society for the prevention of cruelty to stuffed animals
  • duh
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My brother is the next Justin Bieber
  • Me: Sing Justin Bieber to me!!!
  • Benison: I don't know any of his songs...
  • Me: "Babay, babay, babay oooooooooh"
  • Benison: Your voice is too low, it needs to be way higher.
  • Me: (repeat, voice higher)
  • Benison: Did you know he's 16?
  • Me: No way, he's 15.
  • Benison: No, he's older than me.
  • Me: You can be the next Justin Bieber!!!
  • Benison: No, 'cuz then I'd have to chop off my balls.
  • Me: (appalled laughter... appalled, awkward laughter)
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Food > Sex
  • K: seriously
  • uggggg
  • all i can think abotu is food
  • me: LOL
  • K: i swear i think about it more than a guy thinks about sex
  • bit.ly/cU8L3P
  • yummmm
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Planning ahead
  • Lara: dude
  • if i get that job
  • in torrance
  • first i will pee my pants
  • then i will change my pants
  • then i will move to manhattan and frat it out all day long
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Hope I can pour tea properly...
  • Me: hi
  • i want an arranged marriage
  • Mom: I will start searching
  • Chinese?
  • Me: up to you
  • Mom: why? are you tired of your standard?
  • Me: no
  • we're watching a movie in chinese class
  • about arranged marriage
  • and i think it's just a good idea
  • Mom: but, you are too strong head
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U+Me=Us, Calculus?! Love is the answer...
  • C: hey
  • my math hw is haaaaaaaard
  • Me: :(
  • need help?
  • C: yeah quantify "no one loves everybody." (where the universe is all people)
  • this is question 1 part i
  • as in a-k
  • Me: ....
  • C: ...
  • Me: quantify "no one loves everybody"????
  • C: yeah
  • Me: well we don't know how many people are in the universe..
  • C: then quantify everybody loves somebody
  • Me: ...
  • C: then quantify "for every positive real number x, there is a unique real number y such that 2^y = x" where the universe is all real numbers)
  • Me: oh
  • C: its harder than it sounds
  • Me: my
  • C: but youd be good at it
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Gender differentiation?
  • Comment on Ashley's status: R u part of a frat? If so I'm trying to manage one of my friends I was wondering if u wanted a rapper to perform at a party of yours?
  • Me: Hahhaha I'm sorry that was first on my minifeed and SO so funny. Are you part of a frat?
  • Ashley: lol. either he has no idea that there are male/female differentiations between fraternity/sororities, or, he thinks i'm a man. both are acceptable assumptions.
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