- Me: hi
- i want an arranged marriage
- Mom: I will start searching
- Chinese?
- Me: up to you
- Mom: why? are you tired of your standard?
- Me: no
- we're watching a movie in chinese class
- about arranged marriage
- and i think it's just a good idea
- Mom: but, you are too strong head
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Grew up in a small town, and after traveling, I've officially decided that a big city is the only place to be. You know, with revolving doors, late-night cabs, street vendors, all that good stuff.
From LA to Beijing to New York, and back to LA again. Where to?
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Hope I can pour tea properly...
U+Me=Us, Calculus?! Love is the answer...
- C: hey
- my math hw is haaaaaaaard
- Me: :(
- need help?
- C: yeah quantify "no one loves everybody." (where the universe is all people)
- this is question 1 part i
- as in a-k
- Me: ....
- C: ...
- Me: quantify "no one loves everybody"????
- C: yeah
- Me: well we don't know how many people are in the universe..
- C: then quantify everybody loves somebody
- Me: ...
- C: then quantify "for every positive real number x, there is a unique real number y such that 2^y = x" where the universe is all real numbers)
- Me: oh
- C: its harder than it sounds
- Me: my
- C: but youd be good at it
Gender differentiation?
- Comment on Ashley's status: R u part of a frat? If so I'm trying to manage one of my friends I was wondering if u wanted a rapper to perform at a party of yours?
- Me: Hahhaha I'm sorry that was first on my minifeed and SO so funny. Are you part of a frat?
- Ashley: lol. either he has no idea that there are male/female differentiations between fraternity/sororities, or, he thinks i'm a man. both are acceptable assumptions.
- Benison: Mom's gonna eat me.
- Kelsey: No, only hamsters eat their young.
- Me: I need to read something.
- Mechelle: I have the Holy Bible.
Stressing Blessing -_-
- Mom: your middle name is stress
- no stress no blessing
- you love stress
- stress love you
I hope they serve hemlock in hell
- Tucker Max-wannabe: every girl im involved with goes out of her way to say im a really nice guy
- Me: lol
- okay..
- ive heard that before
- Guy: i really dont think im an asshole
- and even with this recent getting with multiple people at once/same night
- Me: ..................
- Guy: i was honest the whole time
- i was totally honest to both girls that i was gettin with someone else
- with (girl) i lied and told her the other girl and i might start dating
- which was just me trying to make her put out
- Me: oh man
- Guy: but (other stupid girl) knows whats up and i think im good to her
- Me: you are awful
- Guy: no im really nice
- thats my opinion
- im not joking
Another reason to love San Jose
- Cynthia (via bbm): My flight is delayed by more than an hour :/
- Me: Ughh
- When do u get back
- Cynthia: But luckily sjc just built a new terminal and there are a ton of bars in it
Like peas in a pod
- Benison (via AIM):
- Main Entry-benediction
- Part of Speech-noun
- Definition-closing prayer
- Synonyms-amen, approbation, approval, beatitude, benedictus, benison, blessing, consecration, favor, grace, gratitude, invocation, laying on of hands, okay, orison, praise, sanctification, thanks, thanksgiving
- Me: nice
- lol
- it means "okay"?
- Benison: we r right next to each other
Bruised Blessing
- Me: Ow, I have bruises all over...
- Mech: Bruises? From who?
- Me: Dirty mind...
- Mech: Yes, I know. I take full accountability for my words.
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