Mean Girls - Disney mashup. Has it gone viral yet?

British Humour
  • Q: Knock, knock.
  • A: Who's there?
  • Q: To.
  • A: To, who?
  • Q: To whom.
(503): I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me

… The United States would be a much healthier place.

My Mom is a FOB

This is quite possibly THE funniest website I have ever found. There are a million instances when my brother and I could have posted hilarious conversations or photos of my mom. Not sure if I want to share my mom’s adorable-ness to the entire world just yet, but it’s oddly cheering how similar some of these moms sound :)

Example:

“the USC Trojans steamrollered my Cal Bears at our homecoming game this weekend, 30-3. i went to the game. my mom knows I managed to get tickets. the next night, however, facebook chat pops up:

(11:40pm) MOM: my dear

(11:45pm) ME: yes mother

(11:45pm) MOM: the Bear lost to Trojan

(11:45pm) ME: i was there mother

(11:45pm) MOM: big loss

(11:45pm) ME: i was there mother
but thank you for reminding me

(11:46pm) MOM:Trojan seems to be very powerful
looks like private college have an upper hand
(11:47pm) UCLA lost to Stanford”

Damn right we steamrolled you… Ha.

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And I thought you’d enjoy this one, Mommy. And PS. The tagline of this website is “Best humuous, adorable and loving messages from your fobby mom,” so it’s totally innocent and meant to point out simply that fobby moms are the best. Weird that my dad never sends me fobby messages though…

"(612): Well, it’s 24 hours till finals. I need high A’s on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place."
— Kelsey’s FB status, classic
Gender differentiation?
  • Comment on Ashley's status: R u part of a frat? If so I'm trying to manage one of my friends I was wondering if u wanted a rapper to perform at a party of yours?
  • Me: Hahhaha I'm sorry that was first on my minifeed and SO so funny. Are you part of a frat?
  • Ashley: lol. either he has no idea that there are male/female differentiations between fraternity/sororities, or, he thinks i'm a man. both are acceptable assumptions.
  • Benison: Mom's gonna eat me.
  • Kelsey: No, only hamsters eat their young.
From Molly (via parachuteshark)

From Molly (via parachuteshark)

Does it make me equally as sick because I tagged this as “funny”? (via papertissue)

Does it make me equally as sick because I tagged this as “funny”?

(via papertissue)

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