- Mrs. Landingham: Josh, aren't you a little old to be leering at college coeds?
- Johs: I'm a Fulbright scholar, Mrs. Landingham, I don't leer...
- Also, there will be plenty of grad students there!
From the NYMag website (of course), a mashup of the Chinese army performing “Beat It.” So funny, and it’s the first time I’ve actually enjoyed hearing MJ in a while.
- Mom: why? I think you should study for MAGA
- it is good for 5 years
- me: what is MAGA/
- Mom: like sat for business school
- how is your bf
- he should be studying for lasaa
- me: GMAT mom
- there is no such thing as MAGA...
- LSAT
After I resent a list of Shanghai hotspots, including Jean Georges, Cloud 9 and Jade on 36, my dad replied with this email:
Hi Blessing,
This proves the value of saving emails, at least the good ones.
It’s wonderful that you and Liana will have the chance this week to sample some of these high-end hotspots, courtesy of Auntie Cathy.
Then it will be my turn at the end of the year. With your help, we should start compiling a list of low-end coldspots.
Love you always,
Dad
Anyone have suggestions for “low-end coldspots” for my daddy and me? Haha, silly pa.
Parody of the trailer for the new Facebook movie. Can someone please actually direct a movie about Twitter? I’ll openly admit, my tweets are inane, sometimes bordering on insane. But I’m not the only one…
- Mom: eat on time
- exericse consistance
- me: yeah
- that's the most important
- exercise
- Mom: not one day here and skip two days
- me: you need to do it everyday
- like daddy
- Mom: yes
- he does not eat any HC at night
- me: hc?
- Mom: can you do that
- me: he also doesnt drink alcohol
- Mom: hydrocarbon
- me: ....carbohydrates
- omg
- Mom: drinking is the worst
- yes
- by your bf is skinniy
- do not eat cheese
The Guardian’s take on the USA-England match, courtesy of OE.
So funny, I cried.
(via artpixie)